#MakeTVShowsEvil with @midnight

Home of the #HashtagWars

Comedy Central’s late night game show, @midnight, is not only hilarious, meme-ridden fun, but engaging and interactive too. One of its daily improve games, Hashtag Wars, requires comedian contestants to come up with gut-busting answers to fun, trending hashtags with the funniest one awarded points. Viewers are encouraged to participate by tweeting their answers and using the daily hashtag. The best answers get featured on the next episode!

Tonight’s hashtag? #MakeTVShowsEvil

@midnight started it off last night with:

And the internet responded with some really evil answers.

Some tyrannical television puns:

Ruining kids’ shows:

And my own submission:

Fingers crossed I get retweeted.

Have you watched @midnight yet? What are your thoughts? Let us know and add your own submission in the comments or on Twitter with #makeTVShowsEvil and #glamorouspaper

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Unbreakable Kimmy Quotes

We’re different. We’re the strong ones. And you can’t break us!

Season 2 of Netflix’s eccentric half-hour comedy, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, was just made available for streaming today.  If you haven’t binged the first season, DO IT NOW. Trust me, you’ll get cramps from all the laughing. Well, if rapid-fire jokes, over-the-top characters, and non sequiturs are your style, then you’re going to have a riot.

For those of you have watched the show (and loved it as much as I do!) but don’t want to watch the first 13 episodes again, here are 10 quotes and jokes from Season 1 to get you pumped for the binge fest.

1. “I’m pretty but tough, like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.”

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2. “Turn your resistance all the way up to ‘Ghandi’.”

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Netflix/Via Self

3. “1996 called. It want its clothes back.” “2090 called. You’re dead and you wasted your time on Earth.”

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Netflix/Via Hugo’s Journey

4. “Titus, age doesn’t matter. You can die at any time.”

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5. “My first wife turned 50.” “I know. And I would never do that to you.”

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6. “Delivering Chinese food all day can be depressing. Like when people yell out ‘Food’s here!’ as if they have a family, but I know they are alone.”

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7. “I got treated better as a werewolf than I ever did as a black man. That’s messed up.”

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8. “And in your fifteen years with these women, you still didn’t learn to speak English?” “Estos pajarones no quisieron saber nada de Español, so…”

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9. “Word up!”

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10. “Yeah, white people invented that.”

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And as you watch the second season don’t forget:

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Criminal Minds: Morgan Leaves + Prentiss Returns = EMOTIONS [SPOILERS]

As one agent leaves another returns to fill the void.

Just last week, fans were shocked to see Criminal Minds staple and heartthrob Derek Morgan leave the BAU. Morgan, played by Shemar Moore, was a fixture on the show, serving as a mentor to young agent Dr. Spencer Reid, the voice of reason during emotionally charged cases, and flirtatious partner in crime with tech wiz Penelope Garcia. Seeing him leave after 11 years on the series not only leaves an emptiness for the team but the fans as well.

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Apparently, having Morgan leave the BAU has been planned for a whole year, back when Moore’s contract expired. The show and its network, CBS, was able to keep it a secret, so the departure came as a big shock to viewers everywhere, eliciting emotional responses from fans, primarily on Twitter and Tumblr.

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Even the Criminal Minds Twitter account got in on the action.

But despite the sadness of seeing a great character go, there’s still much to look forward to, especially if its a familiar face returning to the screen.

On tonight’s episode of Criminal Minds, Paget Brewster will be back to guest star as Emily Prentiss, former member of the BAU, an old friend of the team, and beloved character of the series. With her return comes a new case about an international serial killer she believes will target an American and the much needed acknowledgement of the team’s dynamic post-Morgan. Prentiss may not be able to fill the hole in our hearts created upon Morgan’s departure, especially since she’s only back temporarily, but at least we’ll have someone to help us get over the pain of saying goodbye.

We even have Shemar Moore himself announcing Brewster’s return.

And here’s an exclusive sneak peek at the new episode from CBS.com!

Here’s to Morgan and Prentiss! Sad and happy times mixed together and just a big bundle of emotions. Thanks, Criminal Minds.

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Lyp Sync Battle

The hotest show that has taken over Spike TV after being passed up by NBC, “Lip Sync Battle,” is a must see. The show consistent of non other then some of your favorite celebrities fake singing to a song of their choice.

 

Host of the show "Lyp Sync Battle" LL Cool J and Chrissy Teigen
Host of the show “Lyp Sync Battle” LL Cool J and Chrissy Teigen

Hosted by LL Cool J, and co-host Chrissy Teigen, the show gives celebrities two song of their choice to perform. The first song is in a way a tease, as their second song they are allowed to use anything and anyone they like to put on a full concert, the winner is selected by the crowed in attendance and the winner takes home the belt.

“Lip Sync Battle” is a spin off from the popular  “Tonight Show” skit. Fallon and co- producer Stephen Merchant (“The Office”) and John Krasicki (“The Office”) first pitched the show to NBC for network broadcast or for distribution on one of NBC’s many cable channels, however NBC decided to pass on the show.

NBC definitely messed up on this one as more than 2.2 million viewers tunned in for the premier on April 2. Thus, making it the most watched debut show for a non-scripted series in the networks history.

Fallon and The Rock performance on the debut night.
Fallon and The Rock performance on the debut night.

The debut premiere included Fallon taking on The Rock. The Rock came out opening the show with the ever so infamous “Shake It Off” hit by Taylor Swift, and Fallon began the competition with a little conga dancing to Harry Belfontes “Jump in the Line.”

It is such a fun show, I mean who doesnt enjoy a few celebrites making a fool of themselves in a good way. Tonights show included Ann Hathaway and co-star to the film “Devil Wears Prada,” Emily Blunt.

Ann Hathaway version of "Wrecking Ball"
Ann Hathaway version of “Wrecking Ball”

Ann Hathaway closed out the show and took home the victory belt with her version of Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball,” and let me just say it was hilarious and the numbers can show for it, as the video received 8 milion views on YouTube even before the show aired.

You could never go to far with a performance and while its all fun and games these celebrities mean business, and came armed to this Lyp Sync Battle. Ann even flipped off Blunt as she rode the wrecking ball. It’s all in good spirit as Blunt mentioned that “This hippie balls became dust,” speaking of herself, way to be a good sport ay Blunt.

Justin Beiber, Deion Sanders, Mike Tyson and Anna Kendrick are also set to appear in the upcoming segments.

You can catch “Lip Sync Battle” Thursday night at 10 p.m. On Spike TV.

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“D’oh” Sam Simon Passes away at age 59

Sam Simon Passed away at the age of 59.
Sam Simon Passed away at the age of 59.

Samuel “Sam” Simon, a nine-time Emmy Award winner for comedy, and co-writer to the ever so infamous animated sitcom The Simpsons has passed away early Monday in his Palisades home at the age of 59.

In 2012 Simon, was diagnosed with late-stage colon cancer. And was only given three months to live by his doctors. With this news Simon gave away his $100 million fortune to The Sam Simon foundation, which rescues stray dogs and trains them to help people with disabilities. Along with his own foundation Simon, also donated to other charitable efforts.

At the age of 23, Simon served as the showrunner for the show “Taxi.”  To add to his highly successful career, he also wrote and produced for the comedies, “The Drew Carey Show” and “Cheers”

So thank you Simon for sharing many laughters with the world through your work, and creating till this day one of the greatest comedy sitcom. You will be missed. D’oh!

Below are a few messages shared on Twitter by The Simpsons show runner Al Jean and Hank Azaria along with other celebrities.

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